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I generally don’t do New Year’s resolutions. Like, I always want to lose weight or get in shape or whatever, but that requires a whole lifestyle change and, frankly, that’s a lot to ask of yourself right out the gate of a new year.
But about 10 years ago, I resolved to quit eating Hot Pockets after burning my lip on a pepperoni, which turned into a herpes-like wound. I don’t know what’s more embarrassing: telling people you have herpes, or that you burned your lip on a Hot Pocket. I’m happy to say that I haven’t had a Hot Pocket since.
What’s the dumbest/most awkward resolution you’ve made? Did you stick to it?
PS: Despite what I *just* said about not doing resolutions, I really want to learn how to skateboard this year.
Awkward resolutions
Hi, welcome to 2021! You did it.
Trying out this Substack feature called “Discussions.” Feel free to participate if you want.
I generally don’t do New Year’s resolutions. Like, I always want to lose weight or get in shape or whatever, but that requires a whole lifestyle change and, frankly, that’s a lot to ask of yourself right out the gate of a new year.
But about 10 years ago, I resolved to quit eating Hot Pockets after burning my lip on a pepperoni, which turned into a herpes-like wound. I don’t know what’s more embarrassing: telling people you have herpes, or that you burned your lip on a Hot Pocket. I’m happy to say that I haven’t had a Hot Pocket since.
What’s the dumbest/most awkward resolution you’ve made? Did you stick to it?
PS: Despite what I *just* said about not doing resolutions, I really want to learn how to skateboard this year.
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