There’s a place called Longview, WA. In Longview, there’s a restaurant called Stuffies. Their signature dish called Stuff. It’s basically a breakfast scramble with a lot of … stuff in it. It is plated in sizes ranging from Tiny to Large. Eat the large plate and get your picture on the wall. I felt emasculated as I ordered the tiny size. Although I still couldn’t eat it all, it was a moment. And the vibes in there were homey and warm. Highly recommended you stop by. Makes a nice day trip from Portland, OR.
There’s a place called Longview, WA. In Longview, there’s a restaurant called Stuffies. Their signature dish called Stuff. It’s basically a breakfast scramble with a lot of … stuff in it. It is plated in sizes ranging from Tiny to Large. Eat the large plate and get your picture on the wall. I felt emasculated as I ordered the tiny size. Although I still couldn’t eat it all, it was a moment. And the vibes in there were homey and warm. Highly recommended you stop by. Makes a nice day trip from Portland, OR.
That sounds delicious... and a surefire way to spend the rest of the day on the toilet.
Thanks for taking the column into another year!
Mama Mia! Thank you for trying what we’ve all been too scared to try ourselves. Maybe 2023 is your year to be fearless…
Do it! If we had By the Buckets in CA, I think it would replace Domino's as my go-to sad person dinner.
I love this post. Thanks, Ryan
“Spaghetti steam” is laugh out loud funny.