Happy Father’s Day! June is subscription-drive month at AWKSD, and some very kind readers told me they want to sponsor some paid memberships. So, for the next few Sundays, I’m going to steal The New Yorker’s bit and do a caption contest, and the best two entries will win bragging rights, unadulterated glory, and paid subscriptions to AWKSD.
Also, don’t forget: every new paid subscription this month gets a free Tom DeLonge “Tom Was Right” sticker.
All right, put on your thinking caps and stroke your funny bones—here’s the third image for you to caption. Have fun!
Now who's got small arms?
It's time to velocirap this up, give my your wallet
"Life, uh-uh-uh-uh, finds a way to end."
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel clever?' Well, do you, girl?
This wasn't right. Stepping on that butterfly was supposed to have erased the 2nd amendment from history!
You’re gonna like “Dominion” or else.
“Cargo shorts went out with the pterodactyls, dude. Get me some jorts or I’ll shoot. In my size. Without buttons…for obvious reasons.”
You think you’re better than me?
Bite me or shoot me, I'd rather go somewhere else!