Happy Sunday, friends! June is subscription-drive month at AWKSD, and some very kind readers told me they want to sponsor some paid memberships. So, for the next few Sundays, I’m going to steal The New Yorker’s bit and do a caption contest, and the best two entries will win bragging rights, unadulterated glory, and paid subscriptions to AWKSD.
Also, don’t forget: every new paid subscription this month gets a free Tom DeLonge “Tom Was Right” sticker.
All right, put on your thinking caps and stroke your funny bones—here’s the second image for you to caption. Have fun!
Can I keep him? I promise to clean up all his insider trading scandals!
Modern child development theory embraces trends in bdsm role-play
But it’s Take My Dad to School Day!
Help! This is NOT my kid. Call the police!
“and until he stops posting, he gets the leash”
Complacency disappoints my young self.