Happy Sunday, friends! June is subscription-drive month at AWKSD, and some very kind readers told me they want to sponsor some paid memberships. So, for the next few Sundays, I’m going to steal The New Yorker’s bit and do a caption contest, and the best two entries will win bragging rights, unadulterated glory, and paid subscriptions to AWKSD.
Also, don’t forget: every new paid subscription this month gets a free Tom DeLonge “Tom Was Right” sticker.
All right, put on your thinking caps and stroke your funny bones—here’s the first image for you to caption. Have fun!
Facing financial hardship due to rising gas prices and overall increases in cost of living, Pennywise starts a side hustle providing security against package thieves.
“I feast on your fear…of organized labor!”
"I know Bezos is evil, but who else offers two-day free shipping to the gutter? That's how they get you."
"Finally got my Judy Collins cd!"
Hey Kara, you're one of the winners! Send me an address and I'll send you a sticker.
You can send address to ryancraigbradford@gmail.com
haha...awesome! Thx.
“I like to order my Mehron greasepaint foundation in bulk?”
"More floaties for you, sir."
Facing financial hardship due to rising gas prices and overall increases in cost of living, Pennywise starts a side hustle providing security against package thieves.
But what Pennywise enjoys most about his Prime membership is the real-child guarantee and the free, 2-day shipping.
I asked for UPS!
“Oh that’s for Nickelwise? He lives in the gutter across the street.”