Besides the gonzo journalism I now appreciate and expect from you, this one is especially funny. Was it intentionally a take on “spoilers” by your review being a scene by scene retelling of the entire movie? Also, that movie sounds so bad and boring that you confirmed for me why I don’t like those stupid sequels of sequels and their dumbed down “surprises.” In fact, your condemnation of the film industry and it’s capitalizing on the lack of imagination or intellectual capacity of their audiences was also spot on. And zero comment on the horribly punny name of the bar at the theaters, because really what could you say? This review was clearly better than the movie.
Besides the gonzo journalism I now appreciate and expect from you, this one is especially funny. Was it intentionally a take on “spoilers” by your review being a scene by scene retelling of the entire movie? Also, that movie sounds so bad and boring that you confirmed for me why I don’t like those stupid sequels of sequels and their dumbed down “surprises.” In fact, your condemnation of the film industry and it’s capitalizing on the lack of imagination or intellectual capacity of their audiences was also spot on. And zero comment on the horribly punny name of the bar at the theaters, because really what could you say? This review was clearly better than the movie.
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