Introducing the AWKBUSTER Membership Card

Redeem your free gift and prove to the world how cool/awkward you are

Remember when bands had fan clubs? The KISS Army, Misfits’ Fiend Club, Alkaline Trio’s Blood Pact—stuff like that. Those were cool. I’d like to think that subscribing to AWKSD brings about a similar sense of community. I mean, even if you consider yourself to be merely a casual reader of my silly newsletter, just know that you belong to a very exclusive…